Wee to the Oh

"I was never attracted to that man. Until he was on fire."
— Alaina
don't let me listen to the new homestuck album this late at night
  • Cloud: (OMG I GET IT)
  • Cloud: (I GET IT)
  • Cloud: (S:DKLFJ)
  • Cloud: (FRIEND)
  • Cloud: (OKAY)
  • Cloud: (I'M SO SORRY)
  • Cloud: (I JUST)
  • Cloud: (ENCORE)
  • Inkypop: (pfft what??)
  • Cloud: (I'M LISTENING TO IT)
  • Cloud: (WE'RE GOING TO FOLLOW BOTH ALPHA AND BETA AT THE SAME TIME)
  • Cloud: (BOTH JOHN AND JAKE WILL DIE AT THE SAME TIME)
  • Cloud: (THEY'LL BOTH COME BACK)
  • Cloud: (AT THE SAME TIME)
  • Inkypop: (what??)
  • Inkypop: (oh!!)
  • Inkypop: (OKAY)
  • Cloud: (IN THE MOST AWESOME FLASH EVER)
  • Cloud: (IT'LL BE THE FINALE FLASH)
  • Cloud: (IT'LL BE THE FLASH)
  • Inkypop: (DUDE POST THAT)
"I think my pillow is actually a slug."
—  Alaina
"In a bold move, my thoughts even traveled as far as including Shakespeare’s plays and some contemporary poetry; what a daredevil I was!"
—

- Alaina in her Final Exam Self Evaluation.

Yes, yes good. You are quite the daredevil, what with your DANGEROUS WORDS and such. How long will you survive when handling such grenades as poetry and prose??

 

"It was a very distressed breast."
— Alaina (Who else?)
Alaina Quotes Part 12
  • Alaina: Wow! They are just making up symbols now! I mean, look at this! It's an upside down "p"!
  • Me: ...
  • Me: That's a "d".
  • Me: That's not even an upside down "p". It's an upside down "q".
Alaina wrote me a Stridercest poem out of magnets:

Sex is slow

corrupt

a hard ball against a gorgeous tongue

eat faster

lick open

love hate family

prisoner or almost dog bird?

"I replaced every word that wasn’t ‘babies’ with something horrible. And I got scared."
Alaina Quotes Part 11
  • Alaina: *doing a word search*
  • Alaina: and wrestles!
  • Alaina: "wrestles" describes me!
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *wrestless.
  • Alaina:
  • Alaina:
  • Alaina:
  • Alaina: Oh.
"I didn’t know that my nipples could touch, but apparently they can! :D"
— Alaina
Alaina Quotes Part 10
  • Alaina: I think I got my arms to work!! :O
  • Me: Out of context, that was the best.
Alaina Quotes Part 9
  • Me: eh oh well. prolly sleeping soon
  • Alaina: noooo
  • Alaina: ;A;
  • Alaina: I miss your face
  • Alaina: *face touch*
  • Alaina: I love your faaaaaaace
Alaina Quotes Part 8
  • Alaina: You know, I actually have a birthmark by my ass.
  • Me: You have a real cutie mark!
  • Alaina: I do~!