At about 3:30 last night, I posted a poorly-organized theory. Since I have time now, and since I’ve had my morning coffee, I’m going to attempt to reconstruct what I was attempting to say in a much more lucid, much more concise way. I’ll write it as Assertion, and then Support, so if you’ve already heard some of the theories, you can breeze by them. I mention a lot of theories here that aren’t mine. If you know the OP or link to the post, please let me know!
The main issue here is, quite simply, that the Makaras and the Cherubs need people to be incomplete in order for their plan to succeed.
But we need to lead up to this. Allow me to do so:
For anyone who gets the update beta next week.
PLEASE TAG YOUR SPOILERS.
DAMMIT UPDATE
JUST LET ME SHIP MY DIRKJAKE!!!!
*cries silently*
i will go down with this ship
So they never specified who Jake’s X-rated thoughts were about, did they?
I just can’t stop shipping DirkJake. I’m sorry. Ignore me.
Does this mean that trolls can procreate, too, but that the Empress stopped them from doing so?
Can we all realize that this is the first time Jake and Dirk have ever actually talked to each other? Right?
Would they stop hating each other?
Would Rose stop being a juice box?
Yes, yes. I think so.
I’m pretty pissed about this new update. Because it doesn’t make canonical sense.
