Wee to the Oh

What if like, every time we needed to go to the bathroom, we just peed right there, on the spot?

It would solve so many problems. We would have so much more time. Diseases would be cured, species discovered, theories proven!

But no. No, we have to go make the trip to the bathroom and pee. 

Spoil sports.

Alaina Quotes Part 2
  • Alaina: I have to pee.
  • Me: *doesn't move*
  • Alaina: I really have to pee.
  • Me: *makes it harder for her to get out*
  • Alaina: I HAVE TO PEE FOR YOU HARD!
  • Me: ........
  • Me: ........
  • Alaina: That's not what I meant.
  • Alaina: I was pee deprived.